I was involved with a Facebook conversation following a brief discussion where it was said about Pixie Lott that "she has a great set of legs" To which i responded " she has a great SET of legs? does that mean she collects legs or that she has many legs like that of human/spider hybrid" I was happy with my word twisting observation until someone i didn't know said "Eh?" and then i felt like a totally unfunny person being stared at. But then i felt the need to try explain my joke which then rendered it even unfunnier and i just look like a person who thinks he's a bit wacky but is infact...just an idiot.

I watched Ridley Scott's "Body of lies" starring Leonardo Decaprio and whilst it was a good entertaining drama about Muslim bombings etc.
I couldn't take Leo's part seriously as upon his normal face was a black muslimesque beard. Now Osama Binladen carries one off perfectly well but on Decaprios face it may just as well have been one of those comedy disguises with glasses nose and moustache that makes you resemble Groucho Marx.