My eye test is booked and just over a week away. My workmate and I read my cereal box from afar and explained which bits could be read and which parts were blurry. He's older than me but he still won. My eyes constantly feel tired and everything I look at is blurred. I want HD eyes again. I used to pride myself on my vision. Now I my eyes are fucked. I say that because they won't ever be better, they will just slowly degrade. I can't imagine enjoying life as much without being able to watch film after film so please let me see for a long time yet. I think I would rather you took my legs than my eyes. So of we can do a deal, I'm in.
With a receding hairline and grey stubble and chest hair, I'm a right fucking catch.
But what I can state is that since I bought my new electric toothbrush, my teeth are the whitest they have been since before I drank shit loads of coffee every day. so that's one tick against my name.
I now exactly when I got old too. I had just turned thirty. I had such a bad back at the time from exercise, stupidly. My wife took the piss that I couldn't stand up straight for hours and since then I now need glasses and I get my eyebrows cut when I get a haircut. Is it too late to start moisturising?
Good job that all women are scum really other wise It might hinder my chances of meeting miss right.
Luckily for me, looking for Miss Right is like asking me which kind of torture I'd prefer.
My body is a broken ruin but I am more involved in activities than ever and spend me time with a perfect balance of business and pleasure.
It's been a good year so far.
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