You've all been there I imagine. Stood with your mates on a night out trying to get a new lover. How much easier would it make things if there were ways of knowing who was already in a relationship, who was gay and who was up for it.
Ladies and Gentleman I bring you the Whitehouse Relationship Wristband.
Much like the STOP BULLYING wristbands which were all the rage a few years back, these ones are cheap, coloured rubber which stretch over your hand to get them on. Each colour represents key segments of society making your efforts more focused.
The colours and meanings are;
RED- Stop, I'm in a relationship or just not interested.
GREEN- Access All Areas, I'm up for the idea.
WHITE- Virginal, a deep commitment is required,
PINK- Underage!
ORANGE- Homosexual
BLACK - Toxic. I'm currently disease ridden.
The wearer could combine the colours to specify further their social standing.
This would revolutionise the courtship arena and save a lot of embarrassment.
What do we think?
(This idea is on tonight's Radioactive radio show, I hope the listeners like it)
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