The kids dad has broken the news  that for a few years he will be moving into a  renovated horsebox. The reasons for this are just as baffling. 
The much sought after place which this modernisation is situated in,is a gypsy encampment in Sheffield. The kids will be camping there one night a fortnight and it's a concern that they will be taking part in the gypolympics that take place all year round. The Gypolympics games contain such activies as 200 yard driveways tarmacing, nicking lead off the church roof race and caravan burn. I pointed out that with the dad living in a horsebox, I imagine that somewhere there's a horse living in a really nice semi detached.


I imagine this horse does have 'a great collection of legs' ( see early blog)