HAIR WATCH 2
Once again a revolution has started in my eyebrows. This time there were three hairs,  so the first two had recruited a third member. This follicle alliance was obviously the start of an uprising from the tyranny of laying down flat. But where do they get the ability to double in thickness?. 
It only seems maybe four weeks since I ripped them from the root last time. They stood at one centimetre long like all the others even though the rest have had years to grow. 
It made me wonder why eyebrows decide to not grow and grow like beard stubble. It seems to self regulate the length. 
Hair is untrustworthy. As soon as you turn your back, it plots and schemes it's next move, never sleeping, just waiting until you are not watching so that it can creep over you and one day suffocate you in your sleep.