CHRISDROID

With the Russians on my tail, I've realised that every couple of days I've been getting a phone call off an Unknown number which goes dead when I answer. Am I being tracked? What I decided was happening was they were ringi g me and re offing different samples of me saying "Hello" in the hope that they can construct a voice simulation to copy my voice and then make an android version of me. They'd have my identity plus my voice. Plus details gleaned from my hacked Twitter account. They would make a version of me called CHRISDROID. CHRISDROID would commit crime in my name and get the real me into all sorts of scrapes and mistaken identity calamities. 

Meanwhile, the real me who is now identity less can double his efforts to clear his name. It could get quite confusing. 

So be on your guard about which version of me you are dealing with. 

Of course if this was an episode of The Twilight Zone, it would be the version talking to you now who would turn out to be the  clone!! 

Utter mindfuck!