Friday night and I have to paint and gloss our bedroom before carpets are laid tomorrow dinner. Just getting on with it without saying a word. Well right now I'm just waiting for coat one to dry. It still feels like community service. I still have the pieces of fence to re erect asap. 
Whatever I say, it will be nice when it's done so yes chris shut the fuck up moaning for once and do your bit. 
I can hear the tv far in the distant and it's saying " Chris.... What are you doing? Where are you? We've got such sights to show you" (which is a line from Hellraiser).

The next morning:
Woke up and started to clear the landing and bedroom again for carpet fitters. I have got away with no glossing of skirting boards due to the excellent work provided by sugar soap. The same tub of sugar soap that my mum bought me for my twenty second birthday along with tools and toolbox. At the time it seemed a bit of a strange choice but I've needed these items numerous times and improved my skills in the last ten years or so. Although I still have never wallpapered.
Its a wet day again so we won't be going far but the kids are going to the dads this weekend so that will be a break tonight.