I'm just at the tyre place getting two new front tyres on my works van. I always feel like such a gayboy in these macho environments. I don't feel comfortable with blokes but I feel even less so in female company. This Is why I keep out of everyones way. Now I know women feel when they walk past a building site. HANG ON I don't mean I'm getting wolf whistled at. 
I don't know if I feel worse sat here or in the horrible calm of a dentist waiting room. One is full of men working and the other is full of women receptionists. Both make my heart race for mo good reason. Luckily I've got my iPod to mess with.

I think tonight my duty involves dusting and vacuuming our bedroom because of my wife's dust allergy. When you are allergic to dust there's nowhere to escape it. But isn't dust mostly human skin and fluff. So why doesn't she get a reaction to her skin and her clothes?. Maybe she'd  be better if she had hairy nostrils like a man because it stops the bacteria from entering your head. Or perhaps she could only breath through her mouth. Wouldn't it be great to have your wife walk around like a 'mouthbreather' with fake nose hair wigs...No. I guess I'll just clean more often.