It was my wifes birthday and she told me to only get her something to open. Strict spending measures were followed and I presented her with her earrings in bed and it seemed that her birthday was over in two minutes. 
I posted my writing of Ghost hunt on a website called Living Spirits. The users all seem to be really into the more fanciful side of the paranormal eg. Believing  that they are psychics or witches etc. Each to their own. 

It's a cold and windy night as we went to the pub for some tea. It was a lovely cheese burger, infact the best burger I've ever had. But I would think so too if you charge ten quid for it. We are all full now... And skint.