Today on the radio there was a happiness survey lady asking listeners a few questions and determining their happiness levels. My workmate said how we were the happiest people alive. I said infact we were a good example of polar opposites because he is happy because he is oblivious to life and I'm grumpy because reality is a disappointment. He said "yes you're more of a glass half empty kinda guy" I said " no my glass is fucking empty".

It's that time of year when the Christmas lights are switched on in towns all over. Non celebrities pretend to switch some lights on to crowds of idiots. I can't believe  people have made the switching on of anything a crowd pulling event. I've had three living room lamps to switch on every night recently and I don't gather up all the kids and invite the neighbours around just to see our lights turn on. Hey I do appreciate Christmas lights are nice and make you feel Cosy and christmassy but it's not an event the switching on part. For me the switching on of the tv is the pinnacle of my evening. 
Tommorow I shall declare loudly,
"right everyone I'm off upstairs for a piss, would anyone like to join me to see the bathroom light turned on?"