This morning my son woke up to a large toy box full of toy dinosaurs donated by a friends children. He was overjoyed with them. He tore himself away to come to 'The Blue Frog' which isn't a lap dancing club, but a soft play area. He and I crept out at nine thirty am, leaving his mum in bed. This time it's quiet and so much better. I can work on my story, now entitled 'Cube'. 
Later.....
It's getting busy now, but I haven't wanted to punch any children yet so I'm getting better. This awards me piece and quiet too if you ignore the animalistic calls and squeals of the children. If you imagine you are in a jungle it's just like wildlife squashing and you soon stop hearing it. Without this free wifi I'd be buggered.