We have booked a cheap holiday to Norfolk. This is the first time I have been to that area and also I've not been to a Haven holiday before. Butlins, Pontins and Haven all have a stigma attached but I also have a friend who's been for an affordable break and he says it's ok. It will be a new experience anyway. The old horror stories include them being dirty or cold as they are small static caravans but I'm trying not to think negative. The kids find Norfolk funny as it's where people make jokes about the locals being inbred. I think everywhere has that from another place though. All Yorkshireman are supposed to shag sheep but I have not.....yet. However maybe when I arrive on site I will be led to a piss soaked bedroom by a woman with less teeth than eyes and a moustache. We paid for top rate service which basically meant that as well as a bed we would have blankets too, I had always thought that a bed consisted of bed and bedding and they were not two separate items. Self catering should avoid most dirt issues too. Look, it's better than camping in a tent and if I can't take it I'll drive home.