Finding out that you are adopted must a terrible situation. So imagine being Superman and finding out that not only are you adopted, but you are  from the planet krypton. I can't imagine how disjointed he must have felt, but it's no wonder he wears his underpants wrong. He's from outer space!!

It's Comic Relief time again when celebrities have a red nose superimposed on their photos and apparently that's fucking hilarious. What the Fuck is funny about a stupid red nose? Nothing. Not a pissing thing. We tune in to seemingly normal tv favourites of ours which have been given the Comic Relief treatment. This means some twat appears asking for money for a valid cause in a stupid nose, or covered in beans. 
Just come on looking respectful and ask for money. No problem. 
But what era are we watching? Lenny Henry, victoria Wood and newsreaders? 
Fucking hell I expect Charlie Chaplin and Des O' Connor to stroll on too with buckets full of confetti..... Set of bastards.