Whilst filling up my van with diesel today I decided that the wait for it to fill the tank up was too long. I know it makes sense to come out slow but when you top speed should be faster. I stand leaning against the van and read all the instructions which I ignore,
"report any spillage, no matter how small" or "turn off all mobile phones".
I almost get cramp with it taking so long. 
I then read the gift you can buy for a small price that's usually in a neat black travel pack. A torch I can understand being something useful but it's when it's a magnifying glass that clips onto glasses for map reading or something I've never heard of like 'eyebrow straighteners'. And dont you find that All travel sized things are just basically normal things made 'too small' ?.  I borrowed a travel iron which made ironing my shirt seem like ironing a double duvet. Is this where wearing shorts and T shirts on our holidays came from? Did we just start taking 'travel shorts and shirts?' which are just small at the end of the day. And those socks that only reach your below your ankle, what's all that about??