My Ex lady friend told me that my son was being extremely clingy last night. He can be a little demanding with me but it sounds like he really pushes it with her. Its different when he is with me as all my effort is devoted towards him when we are together whereas she always said she found it hard to 'play' with him how he demands. I guess it helps that I am out of touch with my inner child. I guess when I have him round, i am the clingy one. Maybe he expects his mum to do the same. What I mean is that I spoil him and it causes her trouble. When kids are demanding too much there's only one way out and that's to ignore bad behaviour until they calm down. I have needed to leave his bedroom and go downstairs while he screams at me. But minutes later he will stop creating and come and apologise. It works for me anyway. 

I have a new concern now. I have started to worry about a yellowing of my teeth. I brush three times a day generally out of routine. However I have typical wonky English mans teeth. I don't floss. But I am going to start. I also eat a huge amount of crisps, generally cheese flavoured. Add to this a coffee habit and you end up with what's known as 'Pirate Mouth'.  Now it's all good fun when I play pirates with my son but it would be nice to have 'Jesus Teeth' upon the game finishing. 
On top of that.... I have one eyebrow hair which doesn't belong amongst the others. I have picked it out over the last ten years to rediscover it standing proud like an adult stood in a baby pool. It reigns over the thinner hairs like a cruel dictator until I pull it from it's place. Why do I have one wrong hair there? 
I also had one on my chest which was alien to it's friends. I think they are from a different person.  Perhaps this is my next incarnation coming too soon. A stronger taller much improved version I hope. A good looking one too would be nice. I  have lived a life of being strange looking. I should be thankful though that it's just hairs which are wrongly located. What if I had the face of a Picasso painting. It's amazing how the features of a face locate properly from a goo. Why don't we see people with eyebrows on their chins or ears on there foreheads? 
It's a clever thing you've done oh Lord but you didn't get mine 100% right did you.. Fuckwit.