Today on my new Netlog account I had a private message from a Russian dating website. News must've spread to Russia that I am single. I assume that they send you a large Russian lady with a smaller lady inside and then a smaller one inside her. You keep down sizing until you reach the one you like. Good idea. 
I was going to make a buns with my son bus I needed an egg. We walked to the shop which, as of tonight is under going a refurb. Most of the shop was being packed up and the only egg boxes left contained twelve eggs. I don't buy eggs so I couldn't lumber myself with twelve. My son  took the news well for a two year old and settled for going to the park to point at every stray dog poo on our journey.