Today I went to the budget superstores Aldi and Iceland and although the food is cheaper, the staff are always too fast when  throwing your products at you in the bagging area. what exactly is the rush? Even when it's just you in the queue they launch your yogurts and tins or bread loaves at you with a velocity that should only be reserved for ''Shitty pass the parcel'. 
Then there's the staff themselves, usually some young spotty fuckwit who is talking to another nob end about how shitfaced they got at the bus stop last night. They are actually worse than the customers. It's as if because I am willing to pay less for my shopping, I must carebless about what it looks like when it eventually gets shoved in my mouth. Perhaps the regular customers are not bothered once they have had their heroin, but I do care. What's more I need to have it done slowly so I have time to put the goods into the  bags. I would love to wait until they are scanning the last four items and then hurry up and speedily take out my card and shove it in the machine too soon while entering my code and then leaving the store before they have had a chance to charge.