My stepson returned from the hospital with his above eyebrow cut glued by the hospital. I thought that if they glued it too tight he would have a permanently raised eyebrow or a 'Roger Moore'. They said he can't get soap on it for ten days, no bloody problem there then, he's managed thirteen years so far. 
In other news, my mate at work has got one of the new iPod touches and he's all over it during work. It's great to see him like that after all the grief he's given me when I pull mine out.
So that's three out of four stood with iPods whilst at work. The odd lad out is exactly that, ODD, he doesn't have Sky or Internet at home even. Who doesnt have Internet at home?
Him.
Although he's the only one actually working because the other three of us are comparing apps. My boss must be getting pissed off now everyone has a gadget to stare at.