I was woken up at 4am  not by Jacob but by my wife. She told me that she'd been up for hours unable to sleep. Women feel the need to share these moments with their partners. "hey chris wake up and listen to the fact that I'm having a terrible night not sleeping and worrying about nonsense that I can't do anything about at this ungodly hour, anyway I'm going to try to go to sleep now, good night"
So I sat in the dark wide awake "thanks for sharing".
It's the same whenever she's thrown up. I hear this shreak of "chriiiss, I've been sick" 
Why do they want to share the moment? What am I supposed to do? Personally I want to be far away from everyone at these moments.
It's one step away from her saying "Chris, come look at this, I'm that Poorly that I've done a massive 'shit'