It's been quite stressful this afternoon flicking through 1000's of business cards for our most fussy customer. I close my eyes and their logo is burnt onto my retinas. 
I think we should lose this customer due to rejecting the last three attempts at these cards for print variation and then suddenly rejecting them for being on the wrong type of paper, rather than pointing that out in the first place. 

It strikes me that fruit and vegetables grow for free, Fire can be made to keep us warm for free and water flows freely, so where did it all go wrong that now I have to stand in a room for forty hours every week to pay for free things. When I look back over my life, most of it will be forgotten work hours which I choose not to commit to memory. 
I do understand that we pay to have clean food water and shelter etc but it still strikes me as unfair. When did they first print paper money? Did they then just hand some out to everyone? How much did they print? Hang on... Which country had it first because every country seems to have invented money at some point. I mean, just INVENTED it! 
"you see this paper with a number 10 on it well that's what I owe you for those sheep you gave me...what I owe you more than that?...well I'll just rub out the 10 and write 50, since there's no rules to this 'payment idea' yet."