Watching Gordon Ramsey programme and it just seems the same pattern each episode. He arrives at the restaurant and says that all the food tastes like shit and then watches the inevitable bad nights service. Followed by walking out muttering 'Fuck'. Then he reinvents the place and watches them do it wrong again, before getting his team in to decorate and he walks away with the thanks. 
Whenever they show the restaurant decor before and after, I don't notice a difference. 
I wonder if he would be taken with my crisp sandwiches.