God says that All Men Are Created Equal. I would argue that they aren't.
Tom Cruise for example has been graced with a more anatomically pleasing face and hairline even at his age, than I have ever had.
If we were all equal then we would all be equally attractive.
We all have to deal with what we are blessed with.
If I've learnt one thing while on this earth it's that it is YOUR job to make YOU happy. If other people bring you happiness along the way then that's a bonus. I spent over a quarter of my life hoping to meet THE person who would be the answer to some, if not all of my problems. I fucked up basically and I cant get that time back.
Happiness came however. It took time too. I basically had to give up the search for happiness in the end and in doing so discovered I had been sitting on it all along.
It was in me. I just had to think what made me happy and do it alone.
I always said that even watching the sun come up with a special someone would be amazing in my head, but in reality that person may not quite get the same feelings from it. In my ACTUAL experience, my partner would have most probably call me 'wet' for appreciating it.
My lunch today at work was Cornish pasty and Bob the builder spaghetti shapes. The spaghetti was curled into nice bite size portions which could be easily hooked onto my fork as I ate. Not like straight spaghetti which whips into your eyes as you suck it between your lips covering your face in orange sauce until you look like a flight attendant (orange).
I find the small tins of spaghetti shapes are just right for the wet portion of a meal too. I like to use the 2 to 1 ratio when eating a meal. Two dry ones to one wet. For example, fish, chips (dry) and mushy peas (wet, kind of).
Sausage, mash and beans-the same idea.
As Harry Hill used to say , "you've got to have a system haven't you"
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